Here are the most DUMBEST reasons to break up with...
neuronizer: mapatolir: rrami: srajn: casen: Has anyone of you done any of these to someone? VERY Dumb. I won’t even have the heart to say these to anyone -.- Actually… a friend of mine totally broke up with her boyfriend months back with #3 lol ^ that sucks for the guy… If I think these are actually pretty stupid reasons to break up, I must be close to being a good partner....
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
jaclcfrost: egggcorn: jaclcfrost: if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners but that’s also usually the character that gets their own sub-fandom with dedicated fans and pretty cool fanart however, that’s...
an open letter to yahoo
aspoonfulofwhiskeynfeathers: dr-super-hufflepuff-holmes: deanisanactualprincess: aiclan: fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like and get rid of ask and post limit Please don’t make us use THE PUPPY DOG EYES Tumblr has given up fighting and protesting and has resorted to negotiating. There must be a moment we realize that fight will...
mama-bird: coffeeandklonopin: coffeeandklonopin: carpe diem - seize the day carpe noctem - seize the night carpe natem - seize the ass Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it. carpe collum - seize the neck
Today at work...
Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
Me: Certainly. And your name is?
Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.
hetaliadiaries: Hetalia characters (◡‿◡✿) Hetalia characters being silly (◡‿◡✿) Hetalia characters having fun (◡‿◡✿) Hetalia characters getting into silly arguments (◡‿◡✿) Hetalia characters crying because they are immortal and the have to go through so much crippling agony and angst and can’t do anything about it (⊙‿⊙✿) Hetalia characters (◡‿◡✿)
doctor-who-companion: River: Professor River Song, the Doctor might have mentioned me Clara: Oh yeah, of course he has. Professor Song! Sorry I never realised you were a woman Strax: Well, neither did i ACTUAL DIALOGUE IN THE NAME OF THE DOCTOR DYING BECAUSE OF STRAX’S COMMENT STRAX’S COMMENTS ARE ALWAYS THE BEST
haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
deerstalkers-are-cool: So I was talking to my dad about supernatural and I told him it was a show that has demons and angels and mythical creatures and stuff and how it is sometimes gory and scary and so I go to watch the next episode I am up to, and dad’s watching and it’s fucking this one